Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Z-Files: Chapter 3hree

Every dog owner thinks second to none

That their four-legged friend is "Thee" # 1

I'm not one to argue, since I think the same

I too am victim to these childish games

"My dog's a champion. Top breed family lines."

This delusion has withstood the true test of time

Every argument silly, obtuse and obsurd

So I'm here to clear it all up in six words

Not the words that your reading, last line of the blog

Proof there is only one #1 dog

Clear as day on his collar, the mystery unfurled

Zeke's tag clearly states "The Best Dog In The World."

In the immortal dialogue bubble words of Garfield: HAR! HAR! HAR!

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