Every dog owner thinks second to none
That their four-legged friend is "Thee" # 1
I too am victim to these childish games
"My dog's a champion. Top breed family lines."
This delusion has withstood the true test of time
So I'm here to clear it all up in six words
Clear as day on his collar, the mystery unfurled
Zeke's tag clearly states "The Best Dog In The World."
In the immortal dialogue bubble words of Garfield: HAR! HAR! HAR!