Every dog owner thinks second to none
That their four-legged friend is "Thee" # 1
I'm not one to argue, since I think the same
I too am victim to these childish games
"My dog's a champion. Top breed family lines."
This delusion has withstood the true test of time
Every argument silly, obtuse and obsurd
So I'm here to clear it all up in six words
Not the words that your reading, last line of the blog
Proof there is only one #1 dog
Clear as day on his collar, the mystery unfurled
Zeke's tag clearly states "The Best Dog In The World."
In the immortal dialogue bubble words of Garfield: HAR! HAR! HAR!
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